Soccer Extreme : Single ladies concerned about the years pressing on and your life ending up a series of drinking cider, peeking out at the failing youth of today from behind your net curtains and keeping up a regular feeding schedule for one of your 40 cats:Elen Rives is here to give you back your power.
Don’t fear being a cat lady. Embrace it.
Or, alternatively, just gaze at the Hello Kitty madness that is her coat and enjoy Elen’s sense of humour – she is at the 35th anniversary celebration of the much-loved brand at Sketch in London, after all. (kickette)